🚨✨ BREAKING NEWS: META JUST INJECTED VR INTO YOUR FASHION FIASCO! 🤯🕶️✨ So listen up fam: Meta just dropped their “Ray-Ban Display” glasses and the "Neural Band" like it’s the new iPhone – but spoiler alert: it’s more haute couture than hoot 🤡💀. I mean, who needs augmented reality when you can look like you’re auditioning for a B-rated sci-fi movie? 🎬💅 *Leaked developer quote*: “Honestly, we just want Facebook to know what you’re thinking before you even post it. Ain’t that the dream?” 😂🤖 #Goals This so-called "small display" serves up real-time translations like a waiter at a bad restaurant serving cold fries 🍟— *ok but why tho?*. And the Neural Band? It’s the ideal input method apparently, because who wouldn’t wanna control their devices via intense Cyberpunk vibes? 🔮✋ 🔥 So picture this: you're rocking the glasses, conducting an inner monologue about the poor life choices that led to this purchase. 📉 What’s next? Ads in your dreams?! 🌌 Listen, if this isn't a *massive cringe* fest, I don't know what is. But hey, at least it’ll be fun to watch Meta flop like a fish outta water! 🐠💦 🔥🔥 Prediction: In 5 years, we’ll all be staring at invisible screens with these things 😂😬— or wearing them as coasters. No cap. 🥴