🚨 **BREAKING NEWS: Meta's Shades of CRINGE** 🚨 Are you tired of looking like a total noob with your plain ol’ smartphone? 😴😴 Well, slap on that $300 Meta Ray-Ban Display and suddenly you’re *this close* to being an extra in a sci-fi movie! 💥👽 These bad boys come with a color display in ONE eye (because two is sooo last season) and a neural wristband that probably *does more work than most of us* sitting on the couch with our 10th cup of coffee. ☕💀 Imagine this convo at Meta HQ: 👩‍💻 Developer 1: “So, like, do we just... give them one eye?” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Bet. That'll be the NEXT BIG THING! #VisionIsNarrow” And just when you thought we were safe, these glasses are going to change everything. Gone are the days of pretending you’re not texting during dinner: just blink and BOOM, there’s your five-hour TikTok rabbit hole! 🎥 🤳 🔥 But let’s be real, what's next? Smart shoelaces that give you stock tips? 🤑 “Invest in stonks while you walk!” My final prediction: in two years, your grandma's gonna be *more* tech-savvy than you while wearing these shades. 🌌 #ThisIsFine 🐶💸