🎉✈️ YO fam, are you ready for some in-flight Wi-Fi that’s more lit than your grandma's Facebook page? United Airlines just leveled up the skies with Starlink Wi-Fi faster than Elon Musk yanking himself out of that sinking Tesla. 🔥💸 So I hopped on a United flight in a spicy Boeing 737-800, and let me tell you, connecting felt like I was surfing the cyber waves instead of the turbulence! 🌊🛫 You could totally flex on your TikTok followers with “look, I’m vibing at 30,000 feet!” 😎💻 👀 *"We wanted to make sure passengers could stream cat videos even when they’re flying over an ocean."* - said no United developer ever, but LET IT BE KNOWN they’re glazing over like a donut. 🍩👨‍💻 And you KNOW the haters were ready to roast, but the game of “Is this Wi-Fi good or is it just a glow-up for the plane?” turned into a whole mood. THIS IS FINE 🔥⚡️ But hold your horses 🐴—What happens when we run out of sky bandwidth? Well, I predict the first in-air Wi-Fi fight club is happening real soon. Just imagine: “sorry, bro, you’ve exceeded your 30MB cap, now we’re throwing hands.” 💪💀 😳 **FINAL HOT TAKE**: Soon enough, United’s gonna drop a subscription for “premium flight memes” 🤡—so better save those stonks, fam! 🚀💰