🎧💔**Brace Yo' Heart: Earbuds That Monitor Your BPM Like a Gym Bro’s Instagram!**💔🎧 Alright, fam, let’s dig into this spicy heart rate showdown: Beats Powerbeats Pro 2 vs. Apple AirPods Pro 2! It's like 🥊 Mike Tyson versus 🦸‍♂️ Superman but for your eardrums! 💣💥 First off, we got Beats flexing their bro-sweat aesthetic, saying, “We make gains! 🚀🏋️‍♂️” while Apple, over there, is like, “Can you even hear your heart over my overpriced hype?! 💸🍏” Both are claiming they can read your heartbeat better than your ex can read your mood—vaaaast overstatements! 🤡💀 💡 So, you’re chilling at the gym, y'know, wiping down equipment with old memes, and suddenly you see the BPM on your AirPods—turns out you’re just vibing to Despacito while your heart’s going full Galaxy Brain mode: *this is fine* 🤯🔥. 🗣️ **“Yo, dude, my earbuds can save my life!”** said no one ever while they were trying to dodge a treadmill. In conclusion, picking between these two is like choosing between “getting roasted” and “getting seethed.”🔥🔥 🔮**And here’s the hot take, fam:** Soon, your earbuds will monitor heart rates and send them to your mom, too. “Why haven’t you called me this week?” 📲💔 #NextLevelParanoia