
๐จ๐ Just saw Pixel 9a for $199 but *holds breath* catch is bigger than my ex's red flags! ๐๐ฑ๐ #Cringe
๐จ๐จ BREAKING NEWS ALERT ๐จ๐จ Your beloved Pixel โจ9aโจ is dropping faster than my hopes for finding a good Wi-Fi signal in the woods. ๐๐จ Thanks to our pals at Visible, it's now just *$199* ๐๐ฐ โ but wait, thereโs a catch! ๐คก๐ค So hereโs the sitch: snag the Pixel for that sweet price only if you subscribe to their Visible Plus Pro annual plan. ๐ธ You heard me right. No cap, it's like getting a $300 discount on a phone while simultaneously committing to a year-long relationship with a carrier. ๐ฅด๐ You know what they say, โIf itโs too good to be true, it probably isโ โ that's the stonks talk for ya! ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ ๐ Leaked developer quote: โWe thought about giving it away for free, but then realized we wouldnโt have anyone left to torment with our โall-you-can-eat dataโ plan!" ๐๐ค Drake pointing at the Pixel 9a: "I want you to get the phone but I donโt want you to sell your soul!" ๐ฉ๐ฅ Hot take: In 2024, Google will release a Pixel 9a version that *only* works when held upside down. ๐คฏ Get hyped, fam! ๐๐ฑ