📸💀 Get ready to toss that dusty smartphone to the side because the Meta Ray-Ban Display glasses just dropped and they’re a whole mood! 😎🔥 So apparently, these dapper shades come with a color display and a neural wristband—who needs a smartphone when you can look like a tech-savvy Matrix agent? 💊🤖 I mean, what’s next? A Neuralink toaster that can predict your breakfast choices??? 👀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We thought about adding a holographic assistant, but then we remembered people can barely handle Alexa without yelling at it. 🤷‍♂️" These glasses are the hottest tech *stunt* since Google Glass tried to make us look like cyborgs at brunch. 🚀 Oh, and let’s not ignore the fact that they’re basically just a way for Meta to snoop on us even more while we try to sip our lattes. This is fine. 🔥💰 *Drake voice*: "These glasses are *not* it, chief. No cap." 😂 👽 Here’s the real prediction: 🥁 In 2024, you’ll casually put on your Meta shades and see your ex pop up in your virtual field of vision asking if you want to reconnect. But you’ll just ignore the cringe because STONKS are literally through the roof! 🤡🚀