🎉🔌 HOLD ON TO YOUR LANYARDS FOLKS! 🌟👀 So, *Satechi* just dropped an *OntheGo USB-C lanyard* 💁‍♂️ that’s trying to be your new best buddy AND your charger in one! Like, who asked for this tech mishmash? 🤡💀 This lanyard says: "Never leave home without a charger" while simultaneously screaming "I have *no idea* what I'm doing" 😵‍💫. I put this lil' life-saving gadget to the ultimate test 🔍—is it a “Lifesaver” or just “Who asked for this, my dude?” 😬? Spoiler alert: it’s basically like that friend who shows up to brunch and only orders water. 💦 Developers were allegedly overheard saying: “Honestly, we just ran out of ideas. 🤷‍♂️ Anyone got a charger?!” Now, listen up stonks enthusiasts 💰📈: this thing is either a genius ploy to drain your bank account faster than your phone drains at 2% battery—y’know, classic tech move—OR it’s just a meme waiting to happen, like “this is fine” dog vibes with your charging dramas. 🔥🚀 *Unhinged Prediction*: Within 3 years, everyone and their grandma will be wearing these as necklaces, leading to a massive lanyard comeback, and charging your phone will be considered a *high fashion statement*. You heard it here first! 💅✨ #LanyardChic Share this chaos NOW or risk low battery vibes forever! 💀🔌💖