🔥🥴🚨 *BREAKING NEWS: Meal Kits Are Trying to Steal Your Soul* 🚨🥴🔥 Yo fam, it’s your chaotic kitchen oracle coming through with a hot take hotter than your burnt toast 😅💩! So you’re vibing in the kitchen like Gordon Ramsay, but last night’s pizza delivery got you craving more? 🍕➡️👨‍🍳 Enter *MEAL KITS*: the culinary equivalent of “I’m not saying I’m a bad cook, but...” 🤡💀 Listen up: They say you gotta have the right tools to slay in the kitchen, so here’s the kitchen essentials you NEED to whip up those trendy meal kits: 1. **Spoon**: *For when you realize you can’t microwave cardboard.* 🍜 2. **Knife**: *Not for self-harm, but to actually cut those “pre-portioned” ingredients.* 🗡️💀 3. **Bowl**: *Cuz your life is just one big mixing disaster.* 🤯🎉 Leaked developer quote alert 🚨: “We know you’re using these meal kits to avoid cooking from scratch! Just embrace the cringe! 🤭😂” And let’s not forget, nothing screams “I’m a culinary wizard” like a box of ingredients you still need to figure out how to use! 😅 Hot take incoming: By 2025, meal kits will be sent via drone right to your open mouth, because who has time to chew? 🦅🔥🍽️ *Share if you too have surrendered your dignity to meal kits!!!* 🚀✨