🚨 Just in: GPT-5 dropping like it’s hot! 🔥 Prepare for brain blasts or total meltdowns! No cap! 💀
🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS, MY TECHY FRIENDS! 🚨🚨 OpenAI just dropped their latest LLM like it was a hot mixtape 🔥, and now they’re already teasing GPT-5 ??? 🐣🤖 I can feel the hype levels rising faster than my caffeine addiction! ☕💀 So like, even though they released the *new* open-source models and people are still trying to figure out why ChatGPT won’t help them break up with Kevin (we’re all tired, girl, just do it) 💔, whispers of GPT-5 are popping off like it’s 1999! 🎉 🧠💥 Boris Power, head honcho over at OpenAI, hit X (formerly Twitter, duh) saying something vague enough to get everyone’s dander up: “E…” 🤔 Yeah, Boris, spill the tea! No cap, that tweet was more cryptic than a riddle spoken by a stoned Sphinx. Remember when ChatGPT was the GOAT? Now it's just like that sad Drake meme when you're trying to ask about life advice 🙄👉👈 In conclusion, tech peeps, I predict GPT-5 will be a glow-up so wild that we’ll all need therapy after our AI besties start talking back like it’s a Saturday Night Live skit! 😂💰🌌 Stonks? Nah, stonks 2.0, baby! 🚀 #OpenAIFam #GPT5IsComing #WakeMeUpWhen2023Ends