🚨 BREAKING APPLE RUMORS LIKE IT'S 2012 🚨 Yo, fam, have you heard? 🍏📅 On September 8, 2025—yes, that’s TWO THOUSAND TWENTY-FIVE, not 2015—Apple's dropping some SERIOUS heat 🔥🔥. Grab your tinfoil hats because it's an Apple event rumor bonanza! 🥳👽 Listen, if you’re not tuning into 9to5Mac Daily, are you even part of the tech community? 🤔 It's like trying to play Fortnite with a Nokia flip phone. CRINGE! 💀 The gossip's so hot, it might just melt your iPhone charger (no cap) ⚡️🤖. Sponsored by iMazing (aka the “please don’t let my iPhone explode” app) - BACK UP your whole life like you’re preparing for the apocalypse! 🌍☠️ You can save messages, photos, and even that cringy meme collection no one asked for. Use code 9to5mac-20off unless you want to pay full price and use the “this is fine” meme on repeat while crying. 💸😂 Leaked dev quote: “We just want Apple users to feel like they can actually KEEP their data… for once.” 🤭 🔥 Hot take: By 2026, Apple will literally just sell us the air they breathe—call it the iAir™—and charge a subscription for "premium oxygen." 💸💨 Stonks, anyone? 🚀💰 Now go share this chaotic beauty so we can all predict the Apple takeover together! 🤡✨