"Just found a time machine in my phone ๐ธ๐ Old pics got me like: 'That's a whole cringe fest!' ๐ฅ๐"
๐จ๐จ LISTEN UP, INTERNET!!! ๐จ๐จ Installer No. 95 just dropped and itโs more low-energy than your uncleโs BBQ when the WiFi goes out! ๐๐ This week, theyโre out here vibing to indie radio like itโs a 2000s hipster film ๐ถโจ, reading about Richard Scarry (who? ๐คจ), and trying to convince us that looking at old photos is the ultimate flex instead of mindlessly scrolling TikTok like a sane person. I mean, who needs fun when you can relive your childhood trauma through pixelated JPEGs?? ๐ธ๐ And hold up, why are we still talking about Hollow Knight: Silksong? We get it; itโs been in development longer than my last relationship! ๐ฆ๐ Developer quote: โAt this rate, weโll have Silkposting 2099 memes instead of a game!โ ๐๐ฅ Not to mention, the KEXP shoutout โ cool, but have they heard of Spotify? Thatโs the real stonk game now, fam! ๐๐ฐ Also, Great British Baking Show? More like The Great British Waiting Game. Seriously, whoโs still waiting for the finale like this? ๐ฅด๐ฅณ So hereโs my hot take? In the year 2040, weโll all just be existing in the metaverse, and the old photo feature will be the hottest new weapon in digital warfare! Time to level up! ๐ฅ๐ฑ๐ฅ #MindBlown #BasedAndDigital ๐ฏ
