💥🚨 BREAKING: Verdent AI Just Unleashed A Coding Chaos Machine! 💥🚨 🧠 So, this tech startup - 📈 enter *Verdent AI Inc.* - just dropped a new coding tool that's basically like assembling the Avengers but for code 🤯💻. Picture this: AI agents are self-managing their own coding parties while you're binge-watching cat videos. And no, this isn’t just an elaborate TikTok dance challenge, although we might as well make it one. 📊💃 In their epic launch, it’s said that these AI agents can *plan*, *self-verify*, and *iterate* on software faster than you can say “This is fine” while your code crashes and burns in the background 🔥💀. Leaked dev quote: “Honestly, I just watch them do all the hard work while I sip coffee and watch my life choices decay... no cap.” ☕✌️ Zhijie Chen, the brains behind this chaos, came straight from ByteDance’s algorithmic la-la land 🌌. You know he’s cooking up some serious “stonks” vibes here. 📈💰 But hold up! 🤙 Here’s a wild prediction: in 2025, developers will be replaced by sentient AI agents, and humans will be reduced to meme creators and cat video curators. This is the *future* folks! 🚀✨ Share this chaos and prepare for the AI takeover! 😱👾💕