🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: THERABODY JUST UNLEASHED THE THERAFACE MASK GLO! 💥🚨 Forget your skincare routine, fam! We're going full-on Daft Punk with the TheraFace Mask Glo! 🤖👾 This full-face LED hood is here to zap your wrinkles into oblivion and maybe turn you into an actual Marvel character! 💪🦸‍♀️ We’re talking 504 medical-grade LEDs—more lights than in a music festival! 🎆🎤 “Bro, it doubles as a Halloween mask? Bet!” said some rogue developer while sipping on overpriced avocado toast. 😎🥑 Also, it's only $380, just a small price to pay for looking like a bronze statue! 💰💀 And wait, the Theragun Mini Plus is basically the lovechild of a massage gun and a warm embrace. 💖🔥 “3x faster benefits” they say—like we can *actually* measure that? Someone grab a stop watch and a talcum powder for the sweet, sweet sweat! 🏋️‍♂️⏲️ CRINGE to spend 12 minutes a day looking like Michael Myers while you suck the life out of those fine lines. This is fine. We need to talk about how many TikTok dances you can do while roasting your skin! 👀💃 Hot take: In five years, EVERYONE will be wearing these masks at Starbucks just to feel cute while sipping their pumpkin spice lattes. Mark my words!🔥📅 #masklife #memelord2023