🔔🚨 BREAKING NEWS: PEW RESEARCH ON SOCIAL MEDIA IS HERE AND IT’S A WHOLE BOP! 🚨🔔 So, the Pew Research Center just dropped these numbers like they were the newest fire playlist on Spotify 🎶💥. And guess what? Apparently, 84% of adults in the U.S. are basically YouTube cult members 😂📺! If you’re not watching videos about cats doing parkour or how to make a 5-minute mac and cheese, what are you even doing?! 🐱💪🍝 Meanwhile, Facebook is clinging to life like a wet napkin at a BBQ with 71% using it – but c'mon, that’s SO last year! 🦖💔 #GetWithTheTimes. Instagram is over here flexing with 50% and TikTok just casually vibing at 37% like, “Wow, you all are just so basic.” 🚀🤳 WhatsApp’s chilling at 32%, which is just enough percentage to slide into your girl’s DMs without looking desperate, while Reddit’s 26% keeps the “who asked?” energy alive! 📉💬 And poor X (yeah, that’s what we’re calling Twitter now), just chilling at 21% like a kid no one wants to sit with at lunch. Sad! 🔥💡 SECRET LEAKED QUOTE from an anonymous developer: “Honestly, if TikTok can post a dance challenge about cleaning your room and go viral, we’re all doomed. Just quit your jobs and become influencers, fam!” So buckle up, friends. In 2024, we’ll all be living in a giant TikTok house where our only currency will be cringe dances and cat videos. If you don’t have an OnlyFans for your cat by then, what are you even doing?! 😱👑 #Stonks🚀