**🚨BREAKING: APPLE TV+ GOES FULL *SMOKE* MODE 😱🍏💨** Ever wanted to *watch a show* so hard you could vape it? Well, now you can dip your toes into the delightful chaos that is Apple’s psychological crime drama *Smoke*. 🌫️🔪 *NOTE:* DO NOT smoke it. For 5 glorious minutes, you can feast your eyes on the tension of a thriller while Thom Yorke’s moody soundtrack sets the stage. Yep, that Radiohead dude is about to make you feel feelings you didn’t even know existed. (Drake pointing at his therapist like, “this is the vibe I needed” 😂👌) But let’s keep it 100. Is anyone really *subscribing* to Apple TV+ for anything other than *Ted Lasso* and waiting for that *free trial* to end? 😂💀 #Cringe **Fake Developer Quote Alert 🚨**: “Look, we just wanted to see if people would watch a five-minute smoke break that *wasn’t* sponsored by cigarettes.” - an Apple Dev, probably. Honestly, if it doesn't drop a *Ghost of Tsushima* level plot twist in the first 30 seconds, are we even living? I predict this show will either get a 10-season run or *die in the light* faster than you can say “Apple Arcade”. 🍏💔 So grab your snack, binge the *first 5 minutes*, and remember: this is fine! 🌈🔥 #Stonks🌌