🚨🍏🎉 BREAKING: Apple just dropped the bombshell we didn’t ask for—iMessage stickers for Sneaky Sasquatch!!! 🍕👀💥 No cap, if you thought 2023 was a drought for third-party iMessage apps, Apple said “hold my overpriced Apple juice.” 🥤💸 Picture this: you’re vibin’ with your squad, and BOOM! Sasquatch stickers hit your iMessage like Thanos in a Starbucks lineup! 💁‍♂️✨ Just when you thought it was safe to scroll, now you can send a Sasquatch flexing with a side of “are you even sneaky, bro?” 🤷‍♂️💪 Developer quote leak: “We realized people are having too much fun with their lives, so we decided to intervene with stickers for a game no one plays. This will definitely sell more $700 iPhones, right? 😎📱” This is literally the meme equivalent of digging through the couch cushions for spare change and finding a gold bar. 💰🚀 What's next, a whole *iMessage ecosystem* 😤🤯 with a subscription fee? “Sasquatch Premium: Get 5 extra stickers for just $4.99/month!” 🤡🔥 Prediction: in 2024, we’ll be using AR stickers to talk to trees and somehow Apple will charge us for that too! 🌳👽💀 You heard it here first! 🔮