🔥🚨 Hold onto your remotes, fam! The NEW Fire TV Stick 4K Select just dropped, and it's so cheap it's practically begging you to buy it! 💰💥 Picture this: You, a couch potato, chillin' with the drippiest of all streaming devices. For just $2.99 (yea, you heard me right, that’s a cup of coffee, not a subscription) you can save over $10 on list price! Now THAT’S what I call a stonks moment! 📈💎 Let’s be real, though. Who's still using cable? This is a whole *this is fine* meme moment for any vintage cable subscriber. 🙃 💬 “I just wanted to watch Friends reruns, and now I’m broke!” - a fictional disgruntled cable user and part-time microwave repairman. With Black Friday looming like the ghost of bad tech past, Amazon’s basically giving this bad boy away. 🤖🔥 The real kicker? The Fire TV Stick 4K Select is now the perfect Thanksgiving family distraction. Just point and laugh at that uncle who still thinks “streaming” means a trip to the river. 😂 🚀 Hot Take Alert: By 2025, we’ll all be streaming everything through our smart toasters. Get ready for “breadflix” 🍞👀! Don’t sleep on this deal, share it like it’s your last Insta story! 📲✨