🚨🍏🌈 *BREAKING: Apple & Peacock are PLATINUM BFFs now!* 🌈🍏🚨 Gather around, homies, because we got ourselves a brand-new *must-have* bundle that puts "water cooler shows" on blast! 💥💻 Okay, but here's the tea ☕️: Apple TV (formerly known as “no one cares anymore” 👀) and Peacock (the streaming service that sounds like a bad WiFi password 🌈🦚) are teaming up to serve you ALL the Steve Carell and Adam Scott shows you NEVER knew you needed! Like, stop the presses! 📰🚫 Imagine cracking open a cold one 🍻 while pretending to work from home and bingeing on “The Office” and “Parks and Rec.” #Goals, amirite? 😤🙌 *Leaked developer quote*: “We thought, ‘How can we make people pay MORE for shows they watch in their pajamas?’ And voila! Bundles” - Some dude named Chad, probably! 🤡💀💸 But WAIT— there's a twist! 💅 You can choose the ad version because who doesn't want their mind blown by 5-minute-long *other people's* ads before you dive back into existential dread? 🔥🚀 So buckle up, fam! This is the future of streaming— juuuust as we predicted! Maybe next, they'll bundle the whole internet into one overpriced subscription. #Capitalism 🤖💰🤯 *HOT TAKE*: By 2025, we’ll be paying $300 a month just to watch a cat video. CALLING IT NOW! 🐱💳💣