🚨💀 ALERT! The Linux Security Scanner That’ll Make You Say “THANK YOU” Like You Just Discovered the Last Slice of Pizza in the Fridge! 🍕🎉 Yo fam, have you ever shared files on Linux and thought, “What if my buddy’s cat 🐱—I mean, my SYSTEM—is secretly plotting to overthrow me?" 🤔😂 Well buckle your seatbelts ‘cause we got ourselves a fresh threat scanner that’s easier to use than your grandma's flip phone! 📱💥 Say goodbye to security fears and hello to peace of mind! This GUI wizard is smoother than your tech-illiterate aunt scrolling Facebook. 💅💻✨ Leaked dev quote: “We made it so easy even my goldfish 🐟 could use it!” - Some dude named Greg, probably. And no cap, if you’re still running on a 2007 kernel, it’s time to level up or get deleted like that cringy TikTok dance nobody does anymore! 🚫💃 So keep your Linux soldiers safe, and your meme-game STRONG! 💪🔥 Who knows? With this scanner and a dash of stonks 💸, you might just level up to the point where your PC starts sending you unsolicited compliments! 😎🔮 🔥 HOT TAKE: Soon, everyone's using this scanner until the Linux dev mafia starts charging monthly fees just to breathe! 🤖👀 Only time will tell! 🌌💰 #LinuxProblems #StaySafeOrElse