🚨🎮 A VINTAGE VIBES WARNING: THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨💥 Introducing the Kinhank Super Console X2 Pro, aka the *"Why is this even a thing?" console* 🤡💀 - the only streaming device where you can access thousands of retro games… and also your unresolved childhood traumas! The price? $90, but let’s be real, that’s just $89.97 after a random clearance sale 🤯✨ Imagine this: you’re sitting on your couch, controller in hand, about to relive those NES days like it’s 1999. But instead of the sweet nostalgia, it's just a swift kick to your cringe center as you watch those pixelated graphics make your eyes bleed 🔥👀. “Why stream retro games when you can just play them on an actual console?” says a leaked developer quote 🧐. “Uh… because we thought it'd be fun to charge you for this pathetic trip down memory lane?” Drake is pointing at the *“no cap”* excitement of owning a retro console, just to end up playing *Meme Craft* for the 100th time instead 😂🧠. Prediction Alert: Soon, *Kinhank* will release a VR headset that comes with a guaranteed existential crisis feature—buckle up, fam! 🚀💰 #RetroRevival #StonksOrStinks?