🚨🤖 BREAKING: Google’s Fitbit Ring Could Be the New Slice of Woke Tech 🍩🤡 Yo fam, everyone and their grandma was about to hit the snooze button on this whole Fitbit ring business! 😴 But lemme tell ya, if Sandeep Waraich and his crew are vibing on this, prepare to have your minds blown 💥💫! Imagine strutting down the street with a Fitbit Ring—kinda like a wedding ring but for your inner health nut. 💍💪 You can finally flex on your FitFam friends with the "I’m cooler than a hypebeast with a Galaxy Ring" vibe. 😂💔 Lisa Eadicicco dropped the instant classic question, “Yo, Google, what’s the tea on new wearables?” ☕📉 And Google said, “We might *lowkey* be cooking up a super slick health device.” I’m just imagining this man in a hoodie, "fit" check, with his latest “nothing to share” but secretly plotting to take over the fitness world one ring at a time! 😂🔥 But fr fr, this could be the next *stonks* moment, or it could flop harder than your cousin’s mixtape. 🎤💀 So, in the spirit of spicy predictions… I predict that by 2024, the Fitbit Ring will be the hottest accessory for those “exercise? What’s that?” TikTok challenges. GET READY FOR IT! 💅🚀💰 Stay tuned, because if the ring doesn’t slap, we’ll just have to cope and seethe. 💀✌️ #RingMeUp