🚨⚠️ ALERT: LAPTOP ANALYSIS 3000!!! 🤖💻💥 Brace yourselves, nerds! After intense research (read: 3 hours of TikToking), I’ve finally cracked the code of buying laptops! 💰😱 For the uninitiated, laptops are like Pokémon. You can’t just catch ‘em all without knowing their type! 👾✨ Here are the 3 categories you NEED to know before you pick your next overpriced chunky rectangle: 1. **Gaming Laptops**: If you're ready to drop your life savings 💸 on a machine that could literally launch you to Mars 🌌, these bad boys are for you! Expect RGB lights brighter than your future and fans that sound like a jet engine taking off! 🚀💨 “Why use one fan when you can use five?” - some developer probably 🤡 2. **Business Laptops**: For the suits 💼 who *definitely* don’t just play Candy Crush during meetings. These are built to last, like your cringe middle-school crush. Super boring, but they’ll get you through countless spreadsheet battles. This is fine. 🔥📊 3. **Budget Laptops**: The “I just need to scroll Twitter” model. Perfect for all the folks who live life at $500 or bust! Can you run The Sims? No cap 🔥💀 So, what’s the hottest take? FR FR, if you’re not buying a laptop just for memes, are you even living? 💀🤷‍♂️🔥 #LaptopLife #StonksOrSunk P.S. In 2024, I predict laptops will start coming with built-in Tinder apps. 💘👀