🔥🚨 THIS JUST IN: The OnePlus 12 is here and it’s THRASHING the smartphone game like a viral TikTok dance! 🎉💃💣 For just **$300 OFF**, you can snag a phone that charges faster than you can say “this is fine” while waiting for your phone to die at 4%. 🔌⚡ We're talking a battery so big you could use it as a paperweight during those gnarly Zoom meetings! 📞💀 Imagine your battery being like the Chad of batteries, flexing on basic flagships like Apple and Samsung as they seethe with jealousy. 😤👑 *Leaked developer quote*: "Honestly, we just wanted to flex on everyone else... and maybe make our competitors cry a little." 😂💔 The OnePlus 12 is basically that kid in gym class who always wins gym and dodgeball - you *know* it’s a weapon, and it’s ready to be unleashed on other overpriced slabs of glass. 📱✨ 🌌🔥 BUT WAIT, there’s more! In 2024, the OnePlus 12 is rumored to turn into a literal transformer, battling Apple in the streets of Silicon Valley. 🚀🤖💸 🚨 So, are you engaged or what? Smash that “buy” button before it’s gone—much like your willpower during a TikTok scrolling marathon! 🐑💨 #StonksUp #OnePlus12 #UpgradeOrDie