🚨📱BREAKING: The Galaxy S25 Edge is suddenly a steal at just $699! 🎉😱 If you’re living under a rock, this bad boy launched at the worst possible time (thanks, time gods) and for the price of a small car! 🚗💸 Now, hold up! 💥 💀 Amazon just slapped a $400 discount on it, and we're all like, “Stonks!” 📈 But honestly, are we buying it because it’s good, or because our wallets are in a crisis? 🤔💔 Developer leak, “We launched it at the price of a kidney because we thought people LOVE pain.😩” – Chip McCringe, Digital Doomscape Engineer 9000 🚀💻 But let’s be real, the S25 Edge has more faults than my sleep schedule. Its design is about as exciting as watching paint dry, and the battery life? 😂 I’d bet my last crumb of avocado toast it can’t survive a day without begging for juice! 🥑⚡ 🌌🔥 So, what's the verdict, fam? Is this a vibey win or just another cringe phase? 🤷‍♂️ Are we coping and seething or DRIPPING with excitement? 🤖💦 Prediction Alert: In 2024, the Galaxy S30 will launch with a built-in personal therapist and a battery that runs on pure optimism! 💯🚀