🚨🔌 *BREAKING: THUNDERBOLT 4 Docks are BACK and looking FRESHER than your last Tinder date!* 😂💔 So, Plugable just dropped a THUNDERBOLT 4 dock 🍔 that’s so fly, it comes with 13 ports AND dual 4K displays—call your mom ‘cause it’s time to step up your WFH game! 📈💻 This bad boy is priced UNDER $200—basically a stonk ticket to the tech kingdom! 💰💸 Meanwhile, Thunderbolt 5 is like that friend who says they’re going to the gym but ends up binging on Netflix instead. 😂🛋️ Most of us are still living in the glory days of Thunderbolt 4, where connectivity reigns supreme and overpriced docks can shove it! 💀 #SnoozeFest Leaked developer quote? “I just wanted a dock, not a retirement plan.” 🤡💬 Like, honestly, who needs another reason to look at 4K while scrolling through TikTok? 📺🚀 *This is fine* 🔥 as long as you don’t have to sell your kidney for the privilege! No cap, get ready to flex your new dock at the next Zoom meeting, impressing your boss with dual displays while they still use a flip phone. Literally, who hurt you?! 😱 **Hot take:** At this rate, Apple might just start coming out with Thunderbolt credit cards. Like, fr fr, just swipe for connectivity? 🤖🤑