**💥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE TV+ GOES FULL-PIRATE ON BLACK FRIDAY! 🏴‍☠️📺** Yo fam, if you haven’t noticed, Apple has decided to throw you a bone this Black Friday - we’re getting *six months* of Apple TV+ for a mind-blowing $36! 🤯 That’s right, slap that deal on your credit card like it’s a slice of pizza at 2 AM after a night of coding! 🍕💳 But hold up, fam! This deal is only for new and “eligible” returning subscribers...whatever that means. 🤔🧐 You gotta subscribe through Apple directly, which is basically them saying "don’t get cute with third-party services, fam!" 😂💔 What do you get for this six-month, wallet-friendly madness? Just the epicness of Ted Lasso 🤠, the twisty psychological glory of Severance 🔪, and more content than you can shake a cosmic stick at! 🌌 It’s like cramming your brain with Galaxy Brain energy! 🌌✨ **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We just wanted to create a world where people pay for streaming but forget their passwords. It’s like giving a kid a lollipop and saying don’t eat it.” 🍭💀 **🔥🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE:** By 2025, Apple will be forcing us to install an app on our brains to stream their shows. C’mon people, get with the program—it’ll be *necessary* to survive! 🤖🧠 Share this chaos with your homies! 🤡💥 #AppleTVPlus #BlackFridayMadness