🎮💔 BREAKING: Avalanche Studios is giving us the ol' "you're fired" shuffle, and it's hitting harder than a gamer trying to install a 3-hour update. 🚫💼 Say goodbye to Liverpool's lovely pixel pushers! They just dropped the news like a hot potato 🥔, slinging layoffs faster than a 12-year-old can say “git gud,” and trust me, it’s not looking fine. 😂🔥 First, they hit us with Contraband cancellations like it's a relatable TikTok — ugh, I feel personally attacked! 💀💔 Someone in the boardroom probably went full galaxy brain and thought, "Less devs = more stonks?" Nah fam, that’s cringe. 😬 The only things they’re consolidating are our hopes for a fun game night. 💬 **Leaked Developer Chat:** **Dev 1**: "Did we just pull a Ubisoft and accidentally cancel 3 games?" **Dev 2**: "This isn’t fine; it’s existential dread!" 🤯 With Microsoft sniping with layoffs like it's a frantic game of Overwatch, you’ve got to wonder if the entire gaming industry is on a self-destruct mission. 🚀💣 🔥 HOT TAKE: We’re one more layoff away from gaming just being a subscription service to watch other people play now. Buckle up, it’s going to be a bumpy ride down to the meme pit! 🎢👾