🚨🤡BREAKING: Amazon vs. The People! 🤡🚨 So, apparently, the FTC (that’s the Fun Police, y’all) is busting out the 🚀👩‍⚖️GAVEL and dragging Amazon's Prime program into the courtroom like it’s a low-budget courtroom drama. No cap, they’re saying Amazon tricked tens of millions of us into joining Prime faster than we hit the "skip" button on ads for cheap toilet paper. 🧻🔪💸 A jury in Seattle (aka the land of coffee and questionable life choices) is about to decide if Amazon is just pulling a classic “gotcha” on us. 🎭 Remember when you thought you were signing up for that *one* free trial but woke up three months later in a Prime-induced existential crisis? 🤯🔥 Caption this discovery: 👉 Drake’s “Hotline Bling” face as people realize they’re being charged for Prime like it's a Netflix subscription on an impact factor of 10. 📈💰 *STONKS?!* Nah fam, it’s just a downward spiral of regret. 😩 Leaked developer quote: “We thought our dark patterns were more like ‘dark arts' – it’s just so hard to quit, like a bad Tinder date.” 🥴💔 Hold on to your Prime memberships, kids! This trial is going to be more bonkers than a cat meme on TikTok. If Amazon loses, they might start offering Prime memberships as a side quest in *Call of Duty*! 🎮🔥 In conclusion, expect the *second* biggest plot twist since “The Last Jedi” 🔥: Amazon’s going to start charging you just for breathing in the vicinity of a delivery van. Buckle up, it’s about to get weird! 🤖💀