🚨📽️ *BREAKING NERD NEWS* 🔥: Scarlett Johansson just dropped her directorial debut, “Eleanor the Great,” and if you thought it was just another *meh* flick, think again. 💥 This ain't your grandma’s movie night! No cap, June Squibb is in it, and she’s serving *BRILLIANCE* like it’s hot sauce on a McNugget! 🌶️🤤 Here’s the sitch: Picture this - June’s acting so hard, she’s out here snagging Oscars with her bare hands while Scarlett’s whispering "Stonks!" in the background! 📈💰 “I tried to make sure it wasn’t cringe,” Scarlett allegedly said in a leaked Slack message. “But it’s kind of hard when you’re competing with Marvel’s 45th superhero origin story 🤡💀.” So, is “Eleanor the Great” a masterpiece? Or just a flex for whoever has the best coffee? 🤔🎭 It’s a joyride through feels-town and laugh city, and reviews are hotter than a summer day in Arizona! ☀️💦 🔥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT*: I’m calling it: Scarlett will win Best Director AND Best Supporting Actress next year—while handcuffed to a fridge full of mayonnaise! 🥴🧊 🚀 Now go watch it, or fr fr, what are you even doing with your life? 😉✨