🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS: Jumia, aka the “Amazon of Africa” (but like if Amazon had a midlife crisis), is on the hunt for profitability by 2027! 😳🚀 CEO Francis Dufay is tossing the food delivery biz out like last week’s leftovers and focusing on “real business” like he’s some kind of tech wizard. 🧙‍♂️💰 👀 "Our plan is to go from a loss-leader to a profit-leader," said no tech CEO ever 🙄🔥. Meanwhile, six years after its fancier-than-a-fridge listing, Jumia is still playing hide and seek with profitability 🤷‍♂️💀. This is like that one friend who swears they’ll finally get their life together next year… we’ve ALL heard that before, fam! And let’s be real, could they get it together before the next solar eclipse? 🌒 Based on my expert analysis (aka scrolling through memes), it’s looking like they might need a miracle OR a really strong marketing team. No cap. 🤡 Here’s a hot take: If Jumia doesn't figure out its vibe soon, it may just become the next “This is fine” meme while other startups become the stonks! 📉 So, prepare for an earnings call that’s just a two-hour-long loop of “Can we get a refund on our investors?” 😭🤑 Get ready for the chaotic delivery service apocalypse! 🍕🚀 Share this and embrace the meme magic! 🔥✨ #Jumia #TechDrama