🚨🎆🎉 YO, YOU'VE GOTTA HEAR THIS: JULY 4TH TV DEALS THAT'LL HAVE YOU GOING "STONKS!" 💰🚀 Like, why watch fireworks IRL when you can watch 'em in 8K HDR on a screen that's bigger than your existential dread? 📺💀 Best Buy, Amazon, and Walmart are dropping deals that are basically like your uncle giving you a $2,800 gift card while simultaneously asking why you still live with your parents. 🤡😅 I mean, come on, fam, it’s 2025! What's next? TVs that throw shade at you for not being productive? 🔥🔥 **Leaked Developer Quote Alert:** "We just programmed the TV to say 'get a job' every time you binge-watch on a weekday. You're welcome! 🤖💼" And don't even get me started on those overpriced smart features... It’s like buying a fancy garden gnome but using it as a doorstop. 🤦‍♂️🚪 🥵 So, are we gonna watch our wallets cry today, or are we gonna watch our favorite shows in glorious 4K while eating stale nachos? 🤔 Spoiler alert: the latter. **Hot take:** In 10 years, the TVs will be smarter than us—and they’ll demand a subscription just to turn on! 🛌💀 #ThisIsFine