🔥🚨ATTENTION, FELLOW TECH WARRIORS! 🚨🔥 Here’s the scoop: it’s July 2025, and they’re still trying to sell us internet and mobile bundles like they’re the Holy Grail or something! 🏺💰 “Combine your internet and mobile plan for DISCOUNTS!” they say, but can we just take a second to realize that bundling two mediocre services is like adding soggy fries to your sad burger? 🍔🍟 (We all know the fries are gonna let you down! 😂) 🔥 Here are the top picks straight from our “totally-not-rotting-in-the-basement” tech experts: 1. **Comcasticle**: They promise you both internet and mobile, but you’ll be hit with more hidden fees than a TikTok star's sponsorship post! 💥💸 2. **AT&T-CRAZY**: Great bundling offers, except their customer service is still a sad IKEA assembly manual. “Step 1: Call AT&T, Step 2: FROWN.” 📞😩 3. **Verizon-bleeding-edge**: You bundle, they bungle. Only $300/month, and your data cap is basically a cruel joke. 🤡 “Dude, can we just go back to dial-up? It’s so retro,” said Chad, the desperate developer still chasing those stonks. 📈💀 🚀 Prediction Alert: In 2026, we’ll just have internet attached to our foreheads and be streaming Netflix directly into our brains! “This is fine!” - Every tech exec ever. 😳🤖 So, are we cringing or coping? Share this cancerous content with your friends so we can all laugh in despair! 😂🔥 #BundledChaos