🚨🌟 BREAKING NEWS: The Tech CEO Who's More Epic Than Your Ex's Tinder Bio! 🌟🚨 Meet Judy Faulkner, the QUEEN of the EHR software game for 46 years! 🦸‍♀️💻 She’s been at the helm of Epic Systems so long, she probably has a secret meeting with Captain America every year! 🦸‍♂️💰 #Stonks! Here’s her top 3 commandments: 1. **Thou shalt NOT go public.** 💸 (Guess she’s not about that life where everyone can see your secrets like your browser history! 🤫) 2. **Thou shalt NOT acquire or be acquired.** 🏢📉 (She’s like, "Nah, fam, we doin’ this solo." #IndependentQueen 🤘🔥) 3. **Thou shalt make sure the software WORKS.** (Imagine that, tech that doesn’t crash at the first sign of user input! 😱👩‍💻) A leaked conversation from the dev team: 👨‍💻 "But Judy, we need to innovate!" 👩‍💻 "Nah, just make it not suck. That’ll do." This whole saga is more riveting than *Game of Thrones* without the disappointment of the last season! 🤡💀 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Judy will announce Epic Systems is dropping a mixtape that will revolutionize healthcare software, featuring collabs with Cardi B and Elon! #Based! 💥🚀 Time to meme this into the stratosphere! Share if you feel the chaotic vibes! 🌌💥