🚨🔊 BREAKING: Apple’s Gotta Face the Music! 🎼🍏💥 So like, a US judge just yeeted Apple’s “please don’t sue us, bro” motion into the dumpster fire 🔥💀 of justice. Yep, you read that right! The DOJ ain't playing. They’re coming for that juicy 🍎 market domination claim like it’s a free iPhone drop! 😱📱💸 👀 What’s the deal? Apple’s been accused of holding the smartphone kingdom hostage—think more "evil empire" vibes than "cool tech." Picture it: Apple’s like the kid in school who hogs all the toys, and now the DOJ is like, “Nah fam, we’re calling in the principal.” 🚷🤓 You know this one’s gonna make a great Netflix documentary. Meanwhile, some imaginary developer is sweating bullets and saying, “We’re not a monopoly… we just have really expensive stickers on everything.” 🤡💔 And if you think this is just another day in the office, think again! This is a wild ride, fr fr. 🚀 Imagine the next iPhone launch crashing with a lawsuit-themed “This is Fine” meme attached! 🌟 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Apple will release an “iLawsuit” version of the iPhone—complete with built-in legal advice for the monopolizing masses! Stonks? More like *stoinks!* 🤖💰✨ Retweet if you think Apple should stick to making phones and not court drama! 📲💥