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"Judge says 'Yeet' to offshore wind farm 🏗️💨 Time to harness that good ol' wind energy, fam! 🌬️😤💚"
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"Judge says 'Yeet' to offshore wind farm 🏗️💨 Time to harness that good ol' wind energy, fam! 🌬️😤💚"

September 23, 2025
28 days ago
Ars Technica
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🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: WIND POWER RESUMES AND TRUMP’S PLANS ARE BLOWN AWAY 💨💨💨 Just when you thought the wind energy tea was about to go cold, a judge swoops in like a hero in a courtroom drama! ⚖️🔥 The Trump administration tried to put a big ol' NOPE on the Revolution Wind farm, but the law said, “Nah fam, we vibin’ with renewable energy.” 💪🌊 While Trump might be down in Mar-a-Lago practicing his golf swing,🌴⛳️ Orsted is out here like, "Stonks up!" 🚀💰 This Danish company is building this offshore beauty like it’s the next sequel to Fast and Furious: Harnessing the Wind. 🏎️💨💨 “Bro, I thought we were stopping wind power?!” said a stressed out developer who looked suspiciously like the ‘This is fine’ dog. 🐶🔥 Meanwhile, the wind farm is already 80% done—kinda like that last lap of Mario Kart when everyone’s about to throw shells, and you’re just sitting pretty up front. 🏁🏆 But hold up—will this project keep pushing through the court chaos? 🤔👀 If this judge keeps being based, we might end up with more wind farms than TikTok dance challenges! 💃 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2030, we’ll be running our Zoom calls on pure wind energy, and the only thing more powerful will be the wind turbines arguing over who's the best Avengers character! 💥💥💥 Share if you’re ready for Turbo Turbine Wars! 💨💨💨

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#offshore wind#renewable energy#construction#legal ruling#US energy policy
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