🚨 BREAKING: Judge in US v. Google Calls Payments “More Palatable” Than Pizza Hut’s Hawaiian 🤡🍕! In a shocking turn of events, a judge just declared that Google’s cash payments are now less nauseating than explainin’ what the heck GenAI even does 🙃. Like, certified cringe, fam. “It’s fine,” says the judge while sitting in a literal dumpster fire 🔥🏺. Meanwhile, other GenAI companies are like "We got that stonk power, baby!" 📈💰 It’s like that moment when Drake points at competition but also gives the side-eye to Google’s Chrome browser like, “Ya boi ain’t selling that yet.” 🚀💀💻 Rumor has it—leaked dev chat alert! 🚨🗣️: Dev1: “So, what does this mean for us?” Dev2: “More money for Google? Ugh, I need a nap.” 🥴 And hold up, did the judge just admit that GenAI is rolling up like a vampire at a blood bank? 🧛‍♂️ No cap, it’s "more palatable" MEGA MARGINALIZED lobbyist-whispering nonsense. 🤖✨ 🔥HOT TAKE🔥: Within 5 years, Google will be offering mind-reading services with its next-gen AI, and we'll all be stuck in a subscription cycle like it’s an abusive relationship. 😳💔 #CodeRed #GoogleOverlords This is the way! Share this chaos, my friends! 🤪💥