🚨🦖BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: Google CANNOT sell Chrome, and the judge said, "Nah fam, you keep it." Here’s the tea, fam ☕👇💥 So, Judge Amit Mehta decided that Google's grip on Chrome is tighter than the last slice of pizza at a party 🍕😤. He tossed the government’s request to force Google to divest Chrome into the trash bin like it’s an unwanted TikTok dance video 💀. I mean, WHO even needs a good old “sell the browser” meme when you can just keep being the internet’s biggest landlord? Google: *holding Chrome like a hoarder holding onto ancient relics* 🚀 And like, no cap, the DOJ overreacted harder than that one "this is fine" meme when their attempts to force Google to share some of that sweet search engine pie went south 🙈💸. But wait—👀 Google can’t force device makers to carry its services anymore, so get ready for awkward tech relationships, the kind that even a cringe TikTok wouldn’t post 💔😂. Imagine Android manufacturers saying “no thanks” to pre-installed Chrome like Drake pointing at an Ex — “I’m good!” 🔥🚫 🧐 Hot take: In 2024, Google will pivot into making artisanal artisanal birdsongs for meditation apps—because why not? Stonks, nah, more like "stonks?" 🤖💸🤡 Share this absolute chaos with your homies!