🚨BREAKING: Google Does NOT Have to Sell Chrome, but Has to Play Nice with the Other Kids! 🍪🤡💰 In a twist nobody asked for, a judge said "Chrome stays!" like it's some kind of tech soap opera. But don’t bust out the party hats yet! 🎉 The ruling means Google can no longer hog the exclusive search deals like it just found the last slice of pizza at a party! 🍕💔 A real “This is fine” moment, huh? 🔥 US District Judge Amit Mehta dropped the gavel and said, “Google, share those search data crumbs with the competition, but keep your golden ad secrets close to your heart.” 👀💾 Meanwhile, Google’s response was basically the Drake meme—first loving Chrome, now looking at the judge like… NO CAP! 😳✋ Here's a *leaked* convo in the Google break room: "Hey, remember when we were the kings of the internet?” “Fr fr, but now we gotta share our toys. 🤦‍♂️” “Bro, just take the L and tell the others about my **sick** ads strategy.” 🤑 Here’s the hot take: In 5 years, Google’s gonna sell “search data subscription services” for competitors like it’s selling fake NFTs. The future is wild, my dudes! 🚀✨👽 Stonks? More like stonks but balanced on a unicycle! 😂🥴 #GoogleDrama #ChromedOut