🚨 BREAKING: DJI just got slapped harder than a noob trying to play Fortnite on a toaster! 🚨💔💀 In a stunning legal battle that makes the plot twists in "Game of Thrones" look like preschool storytelling, a judge just told DJI to "stay in your lane, fam" as they remain on the Pentagon's list of ✈️ Chinese military-linked firms. That’s right, folks! They’re not just making drones 📷, they’re apparently getting cozy with Uncle Sam’s “don’t mess with my airspace” vibes. 💩 Imagine the boardroom at DJI: "Alright, team, plans for world domination are back on hold because the judge basically said ‘no cap, stay grounded.’" 🙃💰📉 Pro tip from some “leaked” developer conversations: “We should try making these drones for picnics instead. *Insert meme of Drake pointing at ‘picnic drones’ while cringing at ‘military contracts’.*” 🤡 But here’s the real tea ☕️: Just wait until the Pentagon starts sending out *unmanned delivery drones* for takeout. "Excuse me, are you the CIA? Nah, just your local sushi spot!” 🍣🚀 Unhinged prediction? In 2025, DJI will release the first “drone army” to conquer the skies and deliver pizza faster than you can say "seethe." 🔥💥 Let’s just hope they don’t forget the extra sauce! 🍕💀