🚨💀 BREAKING: Anthropic’s $1.5B settlement is the new "put it in my mouth" trend for authors! 🤡🍔🍩 So, your boy Judge William "NO CAP" Alsup just dragged Anthropic like a TikTok dance challenge, calling their proposed $1.5 billion settlement a straight-up “down the throat” situation for authors! 🤭💀 Like, when you order a salad but end up chugging a gallon of ranch—yikes! 🥗➡️🥴 Picture this: respectable authors watching their hard work act like a buffet for AI model training. 📚🤖 And now, with only 500K getting sliced off the $1TV (yes, I did just invent that), it’s like watching a bad horror movie where the budget for the special effects goes to stonks – but not the good kind! 💰🙃 🔥 "Bro, we thought we were getting a million-dollar payout, but now we're just getting fed the crumbs!" - A fictional author named 'Bobby Bookworm' 💸🦸‍♂️ Critics are seething, and you just know the AI bros are celebrating in their Silicon Valley bunkers like they just scored the last slice of pizza at a frat party. 🍕💔✨ Prediction time: Anthropic is gonna pivot to become the world's first "ethical pirating" company, claiming it's all part of their "artistic collaboration" initiative. Get ready for the cringe-worthy press tour! 🚀🎉 It’s fine though... THIS IS FINE. 🔥🔥🔥