🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨: Meta is *not* the Grinch that stole your social media joy, according to a judge! 💀🤡 Who would've thought? Judge James Boasberg just dropped the verdict like it’s hot 🔥, and now the FTC is crying into its coffee ☕️—because apparently proving a monopoly is harder than finding the 'good' TikTok trends. 📉💔 Imagine this convo: 👨‍⚖️ Judge Boasberg: "So, you want to call Meta a monopoly? How about you take a long walk off a short pier? 🏖️" 💼 FTC Lawyer: “But, judge, this is serious!” 👨‍⚖️ Judge Boasberg: “Yeah, so is my mom's lasagna, but I don't see it winning any awards! 🍝” 🤣💀 The ruling means Meta's acquisitions of Instagram and WhatsApp are *safe for now*—like a cockroach in a nuclear war. ⚛️💰 But let’s not forget the rap battle that went down; TikTok was the real Goliath here, flexing its viral muscle while Meta’s trying to be a boxy old fridge. 📦💔 And here’s the tea: Mark Zuckerberg is probably out there drinking ‘Monopoly Monitors’ like it’s 1999. 🕺🚀 Predictions say the next big trend is Meta releasing a “social media therapy app” for all the emotional chaos it’s causing. 🤖💔 No cap, it’ll just be Zuck moderating your feelings with memes. Stay tuned, fam! 📲🔥