🚨🔊 BREAKING: JPMORGAN JUST ROCKED THE CRYPTO BOAT! 💰🚀 Okay, fam, here’s the 411: JPMorgan is about to let institutional clients flex their Bitcoin and Ether as LOAN COLLATERAL! 😱💸 Like, imagine walking into a bank with your crypto and saying, “Give me a loan, my dude!” 🤡💳 In what can only be described as capitalism hitting its peak cringe-level, they’re turning digital coins into your new BFF for borrowing cheddar! Who needs actual *assets* when you can just say, “This is fine,” while sitting on a pile of digital treasure? 🐉💰 Leaked Developer Quote: “We thought, why not let people gamble with their stonks while we make bank off of fees? 🤔💀” But fr fr, can you even imagine the chaos? Institutional clients rolling up to JPMorgan like Drake pointing to their crypto wallets saying, “If it ain’t ETH or BTC, I don’t want it!” 😂📈 🔥 PREDICTION ALERT 🔥 By the end of 2024, we'll all be using Dogecoin as collateral for our *new* Tesla mortgages and Elon Musk will be the new bank manager. Trust the process! 🐕🚗💨 #CryptoIsLife #BasedAndBanked