🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS: The Apple 🍏 that fell from the tree JUST got a budget haircut from JPMorgan! 😂✂️ I mean, who knew the iPhone 17 was taking its sweet time like that last slice of pizza nobody wants?! 🍕💔 JPMorgan just slapped a "no cap" sticker on Apple’s stock price target because apparently, we’re all waiting for a "magical" AI revolution that’s taking longer to show up than my motivation to go to the gym. 🏋️‍♂️🔥 Say it with me: “This is fine.” 🔥🐶 Honestly, at this point, even the stock market feels like it's playing “hot potato” with Apple’s value. Stonks? More like *wonks*! 💔📉 And in a leaked chat at Cupertino, one dev was like, “If we can just make the iPhone 17 fold, maybe nobody will care about our sales figures anymore.” 🤖💭 #GalaxyBrain So, 🤔 who’s here for the thrill of waiting for the latest *slight* upgrade of a phone we don’t need? 📲👀 I can’t wait for everyone to seethe when they realize their iPhone 16 is STILL a better deal! 😂💀 🚨 HOT TAKE: Apple launches a folding phone and we all lose our minds, only for it to open up and reveal an “iPhone 16S” inside. 🤯💥💔 Stay tuned for the chaos, fam! 🎉🥳