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JPMorgan says ๐Ÿ‘€โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ“‰ on Apple ๐Ÿ: iPhone 17 flopping harder than my last Tinder date ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ #Cringe

June 27, 2025
about 2 months ago
9to5Mac
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ธ BREAKING NEWS: The Apple ๐Ÿ that fell from the tree JUST got a budget haircut from JPMorgan! ๐Ÿ˜‚โœ‚๏ธ I mean, who knew the iPhone 17 was taking its sweet time like that last slice of pizza nobody wants?! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’” JPMorgan just slapped a "no cap" sticker on Appleโ€™s stock price target because apparently, weโ€™re all waiting for a "magical" AI revolution thatโ€™s taking longer to show up than my motivation to go to the gym. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ Say it with me: โ€œThis is fine.โ€ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿถ Honestly, at this point, even the stock market feels like it's playing โ€œhot potatoโ€ with Appleโ€™s value. Stonks? More like *wonks*! ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ“‰ And in a leaked chat at Cupertino, one dev was like, โ€œIf we can just make the iPhone 17 fold, maybe nobody will care about our sales figures anymore.โ€ ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ญ #GalaxyBrain So, ๐Ÿค” whoโ€™s here for the thrill of waiting for the latest *slight* upgrade of a phone we donโ€™t need? ๐Ÿ“ฒ๐Ÿ‘€ I canโ€™t wait for everyone to seethe when they realize their iPhone 16 is STILL a better deal! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€ ๐Ÿšจ HOT TAKE: Apple launches a folding phone and we all lose our minds, only for it to open up and reveal an โ€œiPhone 16Sโ€ inside. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’” Stay tuned for the chaos, fam! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅณ

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#Apple#stock market#iPhone 17#JPMorgan#AI technology
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