🚨💰 STABLECOIN MAYHEM ALERT! 💰🚨 So, Jamie Dimon, CEO of JPMorgan and certified "Does This Even Matter?" guy, just dropped a bomb that gives “I kinda care but also don’t” vibes. 💀💸 In a recent interview, he spat out that JPMorgan’s diving into the wild and wacky world of stablecoins — you know, the digital dollars that are, like, only kinda volatile? 🤡 He’s like “We’ll also create a JPMorgan deposit coin” which *totally doesn’t* sound like something cooked up during a corporate team-building exercise. 🤔🚀 Meanwhile, Jamie also admits he doesn't get the hype, like he's watching TikToks and screaming, "Why's everyone so obsessed with these digital pennies?” 😭😭 This is fine, right? 🔥🧯 But no cap, as a CEO he can’t just “sit on the mega throne” while the crypto world is DOING THE MOST. 🎤🔥 *Leaked Quote*: "Stablecoins? More like 'stable-couldn't-give-a-damn!' But whatever, money talks, amirite?" - A hypothetical JPMorgan intern who definitely exists. Here’s my hot take: In 2024, we’ll see Jamie Dimon moonwalk into a DeFi rave with a bag of stonks and throw shade at those "in the know" crypto hipsters. Let's go, JP! 💥 🤖 #JamieTheCryptoGrandpa #StablecoinStonks This is the future, and it’s BRIGHTER THAN MY SCREEN AT 3 A.M.! 🌌✨🔥