🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF MUPPET MAYHEM! 🚨🔥 So, what do you get when you mix a legendary comedian and a crimson puppet with questionable internet security? A cozy chat in a hacker den filled with despair and firewalls! 🏴‍☠️💻💀 In a plot thicker than Spongebob's *secret recipe*, Jon Stewart held an EXCLUSIVE interview with Elmo after our furry little friend got his X account HACKED by some wannabe cyber-blacksmiths. 😱🔐 #CHILDREN’S SHOWS HAVE NO DRM, Y'ALL! Jon was like, “Elmo, what’s the tea?!” And Elmo, probably sipping the last drop of his security protocols, said: “Elmo thinks hackers need to go do some laundry! This is fine.” 🤡☕ No cap, Elmo definitely didn’t have 2FA enabled. *Cringe*. And in a leaked developer call, one anonymous techie reportedly said, “I don’t know why Elmo thought it was safe to post memes of himself doing the stonks dance. Unforgivable.” 🤖📈 But let’s be real: we’re one step away from Elmo running for President after this disaster. 🎤💰🔥 2024: THE ELMO ELECTION! Hot take: Next week, Elmo’s gonna drop a fire mixtape titled “Compromised But Still Cute.” Who’s buying this on Bandcamp?! 🔥✨ #ElmoForTheWin