🚨🍿 BREAKING: Jon Stewart Just Put the "D" in "Dramatic" with a ROAST of Trump! 🔥💀 So, you know that moment when you realize your fave uncle is actually an international spy? 🤔 Yeah, that’s us reading Trump’s “We have nothing to do with Epstein” like: 😳👀 But fear not, the king of comedy, Jon Stewart, swooped in hotter than a TikTok trend to roast this situation like a marshmallow over a million-dollar crypto scam 🔥🤑. In a mind-blowing response that even your conspiracy theory uncle would find too spicy, Stewart dropped a line that screamed *"This is fine!"* while the world outside is literally on fire 🔥💥. Imagine the vibes: Drake pointing to someone saying “Nah, I don’t know him” while *literally* everyone knows him. 🤡 Heard through the grapevine (totally leaked, I swear), one of Stewart's crew was like, “This is why we can’t have nice things.” And you KNOW they’re probably plotting a full roast session at the next writer’s meeting 🥳. So buckle up, fam! 🚀 My hot take? Jon Stewart is gonna drop a diss track on Trump next—complete with a beat so fire, it’ll literally melt your earbuds. 🔥🎤 #StanStewart #MemeRoyalty