🧐💥 BREAKING: Jon Stewart – former king of late-night comedy and current ruler of satirical wisdom – just dropped a wisdom bomb on whether or not Trump is fit to don the crown 👑💩. Spoiler alert: it’s not looking good, fam! 😂 Over the weekend, the "No Kings" protests were hotter than a Hallmark movie in July ☀️🔥. People were out there screaming, "Nope! No crowns for you!" while holding signs made of recycled avocado toast 🥑🚫. Talk about a glow-up! In an "exclusive" leaked convo, Stewart allegedly said: "Dude, Trump is like that kid who brings his own juice box to prom and thinks he's a DJ. LIKE, WHAT?!" 😂🎧 Not exactly royal material, my dude! Meanwhile, the Twitterati are going full Cringe Mode 🤦‍♂️, with stonks in anti-monarchy opinions rising faster than a GameStop meme! 📈📉 Is this the start of a 2024 meme revolution? Here’s the REAL tea ☕: if Trump tries to crown himself, we’re all gonna need a whole new set of memes. #NotMyKing 👑🚫💀 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, we'll all be voting on TikTok, and the ballots will be cast via emoji reaction. No cap. Buckle up! 🚀💰