🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: Jon Prosser vs. Apple - The Drama of the Century! 💥🤡 So, y’all, in a plot twist straight outta a bad courtroom drama, Jon Prosser is out here saying he's been in “active communication” with Apple about that whole “you stole our secrets” lawsuit! 📜👀 But hold up, Apple’s like, “Nah fam, we’ve been ghosted harder than my last Tinder date.” 😂💀 Imagine this convo: **Apple’s Lawyer:** "Hey Jon, you getting our messages?" **Jon Prosser:** "I swear I replied... on a carrier pigeon. 🕊️💌" Meanwhile, Apple’s throwing shade like it’s an Olympic sport, claiming Jon has *not* responded since July. 📆🤦‍♂️ Prosser’s saying he’s been in contact, while Apple is probably refreshing their inbox like it's their Netflix queue. 🍿👀 So what’s the tea? ☕️ It’s brewing hotter than my laptop after 4 hours of gaming. And here’s a hot take for you: in a year, we’ll be able to get our daily news from AI-generated court transcripts where Prosser is the meme lord and Tim Cook is a TikTok sensation. 🤖✨ Stonks are soaring, and we’re all just here like: THIS IS FINE! 🔥💰 Don’t sleep on this saga—share if you can’t wait for the next episode of “As the iPhone Turns!” 🚀📱🤣 #DramaAlert #YasssHoney