🎃👻 **Welcome to the Password Graveyard!** 👻🎃 Prepare to get haunted by dumb password choices and cringe-worthy breaches! 😱💀 Like, do you even KNOW what “password123” does to people? It’s like serving up a five-star dinner to hackers on a silver platter! 🍽️💸 #Stonks! Every year, weak passwords lead to millions lost—no cap. Meanwhile, IT teams are out here playing whack-a-mole with resets 🏓🤦‍♂️ and trying to keep sleep debt from turning them into zombie admins. 💀 *“Dude, I thought ‘QWERTY’ was secure!”* - Chad, a fictional dev who’s about to get fired. Join our live session from The Hacker News & Specops Software (who are NOT responsible for the damages of your brain cells) and learn how to avoid being the IT equivalent of a horror movie victim. 🎬🚀 🔥 *“This is fine.”* - You, if you think 1234 is a good combo (spoiler: it’s NOT). Drake is REJECTING you right now. Get your ghostly passwords outta here, or they WILL haunt you! 👻💻 **🔥 Prediction: By Halloween 2024, we’ll be using biohacking to unlock our passwords with a finger snap. Bonus: It’ll definitely not involve social security numbers, I swear… fr fr.**