🚨📉 BREAKING NEWS: Malaysia says “NOPE” to low-tier data centers—Water conservation or just avoiding the server sweatshop? 🤡💦 In a shocking turn of events, Johor is like Drake pointing to climate change and yelling “No cap!” 🚫💧 51 data centers already greenlit (that’s more projects than my collection of pizza boxes 🍕), but they’re like, “We can’t keep the servers hydrated if we're chugging water like it's a college frat party!” 🥵🔥 Imagine the ~**sweaty**~ developers 🧑‍💻 trying to figure out how to get their Tier 1 dreams crushed… “We could just build a moat around it 🏰💧?” Nah fam, that’s a **BOZO** move! 🤡 A leaked internal memo from the Johor development committee reads: “We love tech, but we’re also not trying to turn Johor into a literal desert, fr fr. 🏜️💀” Oh, you wanted to run a data center like "this is fine"? 😅 Think again! Here's the real hot take: 💥In the next few months, we’ll see mega corporations fighting over bottled water for their data centers! 💧💰 Tech giants might start placing bids like they’re at a freakin’ auction: “I’ll give you 100,000 liters for that CPU server!” 🤑 So brace yourselves... we might just be one water crisis away from *server farms* turning into actual *farms*! 🌽🚀 #Stonks #Cringe #Innovation 🤖